Me: We have to wait for daddy because the car died.
Drew: The car died? Will it go to heaven?
After reading our Bible story about Hezekiah...
Drew: Is he real or pretend?
Me: He was real but he lived a long time ago.
Drew: (confused) What?
Me: He's extinct.
Drew: Oh, I see!
Drew: I'm going to teach you a Bible verse. "Do everything that you want to do."
Me: I don't think that's in the Bible.
Drew (sighs): I know.
And a little off topic but funny none the less...
Drew: (regarding a video game our teens play) I want to watch Soul Caliber. My favorite fight is Nightwear vs. Frodo. (that would be Nightmare vs. Voldo...but whatever.)